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Fresh Hero of Fa’Diel

Posted on August 10th, 2007 at 11:15 am by Sheexy Filed under Final Fantasy Adventure

Now this is the story all about how
The hero’s life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute so just sit right there
I’ll tell you how he became the hero of a world called Fa’Diel

In East Granz dukedom born and raised
Out in the arena is where he spent most of his days
Duking out, attackin’, battlin’ all cool
And killin’ the Jackal cause no one played him a fool
When two evil guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in Mana’s neighborhood
Willy got in one little fight and then he got dead
And said “You’re going to have to visit Bogard in my stead”

The hero took his chance and escaped from the place
When all the sudden he and Dark Lord were face-to-face
If anything you could say his goose was cooked
But he fell off the falls, he wasn’t given a second look

So he awoke at the bottom and then saved a babe
Bogard told them to head on through a cave
They got to Wendel soon after some tricks with a bat
They were gonna be ok but Julius ruined that

The girl was stolen the hero had to act fast
Ran through a cave with Watts, riding mine carts was a blast
Boarded the airship but was soon thrown away
Killed his best friend in order to save the day
Then he and her brother killed a big ol’ squid
Then got up to the dukedom again, that’s what he did
The hero finally got Dark Lord, he was totally killed
But Julius said “I don’t need him anymore, my job’s been fulfilled”

The hero was blasted way across the land
Then his Chocobo came and gave him a hand
Raised a tower and fought with a robot friend
Then it was up to Illusia where the game would end

Julius fought fierce but the hero had the sword
Julius totally got killed, Mana was restored
Then he lost the girl, but a new tree was there
And that’s how he became the hero of Fa’Diel

Guys, I cannot apologize enough for this.
This is so terrible. I’ll try to get a Merchandise update soon to make up for it.
Fresh Prince of Bel Air meets Final Fantasy Adventure.
What was I thinking?!

5 Responses to “Fresh Hero of Fa’Diel”

  1. Jane Says:

    Holden, wtf. Just WTF.

  2. Sheexy Says:

    It was really late ok.
    It was really, really late.

  3. manaman Says:

    Cough. . . . Cough. Uh. Wow. That’s most impressive. I really mean that. 🙂

  4. Requiem Says:

    Fresh prince that show was fun

  5. Danny Says:

    Haha, this is yet another funny thing I’ve seen way too late. Oh man, that was awesome! I read this with the theme of Fresh Prince of Bel Air in my head. Great stuff Sheexy!