the Seikens Board

Heh. Been a while since I've been in a topic like this so here goes.
If you do not get what a Corrupt-a-wish game is, here's an example:

someone wrote:I wish you could ride a bike in SD3.

Then the next poster would have to corrupt the wish, and post one of their own.

the corrupter wrote:Granted, but they have no tires.

I wish Hawk came in plushie form!

And so on, and so forth.
Well, guess I'll start.

I wish Duran came in plushie form.

Granted, but the plushie comes with his plush porn collection. Oh dear.

I wish you could keep the Black Rabite as a pet.

Only if you accept its Great Demon summons too..

I wish Angela dressed more sensibly in cold Altena. She must be freezing her behind off in that outfit.

Granted but Salamando has just turned cold Altena into the Tropics.

I wish that Mavoles had a better sense of humor.

Don't we get too many game threads now?
Don't you have anything to discuss anymore?

Deques wrote:Don't we get too many game threads now?
Don't you have anything to discuss anymore?

This may be true except there are not too many ideas flowing out there right now and this seems like the most logical way to start a discussion. Anyways, back on topic...

Granted, but the Deathjester goes on a killing spree and kils 20% of the population during the transition.

I wish Carlie were taller.

Granted, but now she is bigger than Godzilla, and eats everyone.

I wish that Escad and Irwin could just get along.

Granted, but their shadows come to life and attack them.

I wish that all monsters and humans could communicate with each other.

(reminds me with similar thread on other site)

Granted, yet they found no same interest and restarted to get remote.

I wish there will be a total war between Motis and Niccolos.

Deques: But there's a whole forum dedicated to video games! D: We feel obliged to fill it up!

Moti!: Granted, but now market prices soar, causing everyone to go out and kill more woodland critters for money. Now the world is crawling with starving, over-powered NPCs and heroes. Soon there is nothing to eat... but each other. The world is ravaged by rampant cannibalism, and soon the average human is no longer distinguishable from the run-of-the-mill zombie monster. War are waged for other countries' delicious brainmeats and the Sword and the Tree are left unattended and the world falls to chaos. The only people uninterested in feasting on the succulent think-sponge of their former comrades are after the Sword. No heroes arise as their femurs are now being gnawed upon like tasty marrow lolipops by the many gnashing teeth of piranha-like herds of children. Film at 11.

I wish I could make the characters jump in the game.

Granted, but that's now the only thing they can do.

I wish all 6 characters in SD3 can be in your party.

Granted, but Flammie and Booskaboo only have room for three people so you have to split up all the time.

I wish Willy would have died in Sword of Mana.

Granted, but it still doesn't make it a better game. (BUURRRN!)

I wish I could carry more than 9 of any one item.

Granted, yet your movement is disabled and monsters attacks you just like in "the End of Evangelion".

I wish I am one of those monsters.

Granted, but you just got whacked!

I wish Neko had fair prices.