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This Story was Recently Shared with Me

Post by RevRFish » Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:17 pm

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.

As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle.

“Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”

She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B!tch.”

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Re: This Story was Recently Shared with Me

Post by DeadWolf » Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:26 am

This one is getting passed around in the office.

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Post by RevRFish » Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:37 am

The funny thing is that it was my boss that shared this with me. I saw an email in my inbox and did not expect it to contain that story. It was awesome.

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Post by Tomoji » Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:18 pm

oh gosh LOLL

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Re: This Story was Recently Shared with Me

Post by Abdul_Moti » Mon Mar 21, 2011 4:10 am

He did that for her own good, but still very funny in its own right, haha.

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