Well, deprived myself of access, really. Usually I try to check up on things when I go out of town, so it doesn't seem like I've left, but I figured unexplained absences could use some explaining, if nothing else. I tend to be in and out every couple of weeks, and it's almost never planned-ahead - thus, left, and came back. In that... not-left way.
My explanation sucks, doesn't it? Sorry to bugger.