– Neko, our ratings are going down because we’ve been treating you so bad, so we’re going to let you head up today’s shopping channel update. Just don’t pick super expensive stuff ok?
– Nothing is too expensive for busy travellers! Just look at this Seiken Densetsu 1 Sheet Music Book.
– That thing costs 75 dollars.
– But it’s one of the rarer Seiken Densetsu collectables.
– Ok fine… you got any less rare stuff though? Y’know, with lower prices?
– Well… there is this Seiken Densetsu 3 Basic Guidebook for cheap, it has all those interesting weapon, armor and item drawings. This Secret of Mana Basic Guidebook also has all those neat drawings and is a good price. And there is also this Sword of Mana Four Panel Comic Book that is really cheap.
– See, that wasn’t so bad, was it?
– Say, what’s wrong Neko?
– Nyaaa fair prices… nyaa killing me… cannot breate… nyaaa
– Hold on buddy, Mr. Moti, grab something with an immense price tag and quick!
– How about this super rare Seiken Densetsu 3 Test Rom that Square made to check everything over in the game?
– Hey, I’m feeling better now! I feel good enough to try and sell this Children and Dawn of Mana Artbook!
– You guys are too rich for my blood, I’m going to do homework.
– See you all next week when we’ll still try to find nice cheap deals for you!
– I’ll still be a cat.