– Hey everyone, it’s Christmas Eve! If you’re looking for Christmas Presents in this Shopping Channel update you’re a bit late! That stuff will never ship on time! Plus there is practically nothing of interest on eBay at the moment, it’s probably cause Santa bought all the cool stuff and is bringing it to me for Christmas.
– Hohoho, not at all!
– Aww man.
– Get what?
– That pun, didn’t you see it? With the bold text around ice, because I’m from the North Pole? Hohoho, I crack myself up!
– But Santa, we’re just speaking to each other, I can’t read the words coming out of your mouth! Is bolding your speech part of your magic powers?
– Well didn’t you hear the emphasis on the ice part of nice at least?
– Honestly, I wasn’t listening to a thing you said, I was thinking about what a good deal you can get on these Legend of Mana Manga if you make a best offer of around 20 dollars.
– Hohoho, someone is getting coal again this year!
– Well, I’ve got to leave now, you know, lots of presents to deliver! Hohoho, Merry Christmas, and I hope you’ve all been better than Sheexy has!
– Merry Christmas everyone!