Most stupid movie ever?

Post by **Kefka** » Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:23 pm

I just.... erh...*cough*internet*cough* found(!) and seen the most stupid movie i've ever seen.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.
IMDB: here
trailer: here

I think it's made by students and i've never seen such a bad storyline, such horrible cast and the worst effects ever.

What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

Post by **IrishLuiz** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:17 pm

hard to tell... i've watched many craps

Post by **IrishLuiz** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:19 pm

One i recall now: Pearl Harbor

i just cant believe i watched this crap at the movies... By the end of it i was laughing out loud, and there was a woman beside me that was crying....

Everything is horrible in this movie. From cast to the mediocre storyline and sentimental crap

Post by **Kefka** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:48 pm

IrishLuiz wrote:One i recall now: Pearl Harbor

i just cant believe i watched this crap at the movies... By the end of it i was laughing out loud, and there was a woman beside me that was crying....

Everything is horrible in this movie. From cast to the mediocre storyline and sentimental crap

I've seen about 30 minutes, then got bored...
It's a boring movie, Pearl Harbor.

Post by **Kimiko** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:07 pm

Maybe only USAians can understand it?

Post by **IrishLuiz** » Wed Apr 02, 2008 8:04 pm

There's nothing to "understand" on this movie, it's shallow and mediocre

Post by **Deques** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 7:57 am

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgazmo

havent watched the whole movie

Post by **IrishLuiz** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 1:47 pm

oh lord.... THAT movie looks bizarre!!!

Post by **Ailise** » Thu Apr 03, 2008 3:54 pm

Deques wrote:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgazmo

havent watched the whole movie

I've seen it... There is nothing nude it... it's from Trey Parker the maker of South Park... so you know the kind of humor they use.

After this one they made another weird movie
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BASEketball
which is basically the same but now about sports...

after that they created South Park and kinda got stuck there ^^

Post by **Tsurayu** » Fri Apr 04, 2008 9:23 am

Return to Witch Mountain

I mean Escape to Witch Mountain wasn't the grandest movie by any means, but I remember watching it with my older sister when I was a little kid and I enjoyed it well enough, but I saw Return for the first time a couple of years ago and I was stunned that piece of crap existed.

And I thought I disliked Christopher Lee before. <.<

Anyway, and as if that wasn't bad enough there is going to be another movie, supposedly part of the same series, called Race to Witch Mountain... it's main star is Dwayne Johnson! And in case you never happened across the one thread where I mentioned the Scorpion King... I think Dwayne Johnson is the worst person to have graced themselves in front of the big screen. <.<

Post by **Lucemia** » Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:34 am

Birth would be about the most retarded movie I've ever seen. I can't believe it said that it was Nicole Kidman's best performance on the back. I mean a ten year old kid being that psychotic?
Really.

Oh yeah. Brown Bunny is another retarded one. Worse than Birth because at least Birth had a
real story to it. Brown Bunny has nothing really to it.

Post by **BlueGenomes** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:02 am

I think when movies are supposed to be bad, they're at their best.

See- The Double-D Avenger, Don't Look in the Basement, Meatweed Manor, Don't Open Till Christmas, Santa Conquers the Martians, etc.

Post by **Harvey** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:57 am

The greatest horrible movie ever is Nine Deaths of the Ninja.
The Pulse was also hilariously bad, the washer scene comes to mind.

Post by **Noblewine** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 2:24 am

Nopeolan Dynamite. <.<

I hate to watch it, it wasn't bad but I didn't get the movie at all.

Post by **ryoko126** » Mon Apr 14, 2008 3:59 pm

Who all thinks that the live action Speed Racer is going to be crap? *holds up hand* They are actually making a live action american made DBZ movie too. Get ready to shudder...