Most stupid movie ever?

Post by **Tsurayu** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:51 am

ryoko126 wrote:Who all thinks that the live action Speed Racer is going to be crap? *holds up hand*

I actually saw the preview of that for the first time a few days ago. All I could manage was to stare at the screen in bewilderment. And that is putting it as nicely as I think can be considered humanly possible.

Post by **ryoko126** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 3:53 am

Worst movie ever? Three words. The Toxic Avenger.

Post by **Tsurayu** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:08 am

I think my dad would claim The Rocky Horror Picture Show deserves this title. He just doesn't understand a refined movie I guess... <.<

Post by **ryoko126** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:22 am

Rocky Horror Picture Show? That show ROCKED!!! It was a great movie, racy for the time, and Tim Curry as Frankenfurter was awsome!!!!

Post by **Tsurayu** » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:09 pm

My dad watched about half of the movie with me. He thought it was retarded as a movie could get. XD

Post by **Kefka** » Wed May 07, 2008 1:01 pm

I have... found... another movie.

The worst remains Jesus Christ Vampirte Hunter, second worst is this one:

Raptor
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0292634/

It's just a plastic toy. When "it"moves, eats and attacks it is just someone who is holding the toy by the tail and moves it about. Also the front paws are always in the same position.
The "blood" in the movie is just regular ketchup, way too thick to be blood.
Not scary at all.

Post by **manaman** » Wed May 07, 2008 6:35 pm

Hey,

I quote from the worst movie I've seen in the Shoutbox: Cool World. It really is atrocious with no plot, rules changing all the time and substandard art and acting. In the end, the movie also suffers from being a poor excuse to rotoscope hot gals and show off animated flesh. But--when Holli Would (yes, yes) turns human, things start to get ugly.

It's weird, it's pornographic (PG-13 at the time) and it's a "shame" Ralph (who did a good job of Lord of the Rings, I think) wasn't able to at least create what he originally had in mind as it seemed to have some point.

Anyway, "Noids don't have sex wit' doodles." So there: some life advice for you. Heed the words,

manaman

Post by **ryoko126** » Wed May 07, 2008 8:40 pm

Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter? XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I HAVE to find it just to see how dumb it is.

I don't know if it was mentioned, but steer super clear of Street Fighter. They don't even make plot consistancies with the game. Chun-li was NOT a reporter, she was with Interpol.

Post by **manaman** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:51 pm

Ah, Street Fighter,

I never saw the film, ryoko126, but the comic book adaptation of the film made me laugh. It wasn't TOO bad, though.

Peace,

manaman

Post by **ryoko126** » Wed May 07, 2008 9:56 pm

The movie was insulting. They crammed all the characters into them, but most only got like 20 seconds to 1 minute cameos, so they were just fillers. Poor Ryu and Ken were reduced to the comedic duo.

Post by **IrishLuiz** » Thu May 08, 2008 6:33 pm

Dude, i watched Street Fighter at the movies!!! One of my childohood's big disappointments....

The plot is horrible, the actors are insulting (Van Dame????? come on!!!), and the fighting sequences are ultrageous.

Post by **ryoko126** » Thu May 08, 2008 7:35 pm

And the guy playing M. Bison, God rest his soul, but he was the worst casting for M. Bison I could think of.

Post by **Kefka** » Fri May 09, 2008 9:10 am

I liked that movie.. hehehehe...

Post by **ryoko126** » Fri May 09, 2008 10:45 am

That reminds me. As much as people whine and grumble about it, Mortal Kombat wasn't too bad, and I loved the guy playing Raiden.

Post by **Ailise** » Fri May 09, 2008 11:20 am

The Street Fighter The Movie (the anime movie) I liked that one >.<
The Street Fighter Film just sucked M.Bison!!! Oh My Gosh!!! I Totally agree...

Hmm... I didn't like Mortal Kombat, but some characters were cool ^^