Have at it.
(This would make a really good hack . . . no I shouldn't)
Mysterious Voice: Randi, remove the pants!
Randi: What the heck?! OH! You mean these pants on the rock!
Ghost: It is I who asked... THE PANTS!!!
Later at the village...
Elder: What have you done?! How could you have removed the PANTS OF MANA?! It's impossible!
Timothy: The Pants of Mana?! Legend has it our village is finished!
Elder: If the pants are removed...
Randi: I'm gonna stop you right there guys... this is getting weird!
Thanatos: Too bad, huh? I've drained her pants, and now she's my faithful servant.
Boys: How did you get in here? You realize we can't let you leave...
Boss: Welcome! We, the Scorpion army, will rule the pants!
Geshtar: Who have we here? I'm Geshtar, of the Empire! Hand over those pants or Luka's had it!
Truffle: You don't think we have pants here like everywhere else? Riding a white dragon, and wielding the pants, they shall save the world.."
Mana Tree: Soon, all the pants of the world will be transformed into one giant creature...
Thanatos: I forbid this! Just when I was about to be reborn! I...must withdraw! GIVE ME YOUR PANTS! GUWAAAAAAAAA!
